Category: Satire

Always keep a cool head when facing an immediate threat! TacticalShit Writes Whatever it takes!  Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol  Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. *This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.* […]

How to get free US military weapons—build fake website and DOD will oblige The “internal control processes for this program were really broken,” GAO says. LMAO PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS BULLSHIT ARS Reports If you’re not a US military or police buff, you probably have never heard of the 1033 Program. It essentially provides […]

CH23 reports The United States Department of Defense has authorized the Navy Seals to convert to a new line of SubMachine Guns (SMG) after extensive testing. CPT Dindu of 5th Special Operations Group said “The Hi-point 9mm auto carbine far exceeds all of the DOD’s and SOCOMS requirements for an SMG at a fraction of […]

funker writes Aerospace giant Raytheon teamed up with the US Army and SOCOM to successfully fire a high energy laser from a helicopter at White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico. The firing is underwhelming compared to your standard conventional precision munition, but its benefits blow bombs away. These lasers weapon systems are able to […]

FUCKING FIGURES! the Feed ramp reports- ISIS has declared responsibility for the past few years of IDPA rule changes leaving hundreds of IDPA shooters confused, DQ’d, and upset with the rules and the sport. ISIS claimed that “Islamic State fighters infiltrated  the Tiger Team” leading the charge on strange, counter-intuitive, and almost just “retahded” changes […]

A pastor was killed in front of his congregants after trying to prove that he can walk on water like Jesus. The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, tried to demonstrate that he can walk across the river, which is known as Crocodile River. Church members said that Pastor Mthethwa, fasted and prayed all week long […]

So, there are a ton of Riots, ANTIFA is roaming the streets, spreading the bullshit thick.  Who will keep shit in check, what chaotic neutral will shitpost where no other will.  Well /pol/ will… Whats /pol/ you ask?  Why should I care?  Well sit down and lets learn together. About Politically Incorrect, abbreviated as /pol/, […]

RIP Szenja, Snowflake misses you Gaystar writes A polar bear has ‘died from a broken heart’ in San Diego’s SeaWorld Wild Arctic exhibit, claims People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Szenja, 21, and Snowflake, 22 have been inseparable and living in the same enclosure for the past 20 years. The two female polar bears were separated […]

A gorilla, stricken with unfathomable grief  escaped from his enclosure spent some of his freedom downing five litres of undiluted blackcurrant squash, in a feeble attempt to drink away his depression. Sky news- Armed police were called in and visitors were cleared from the area after Kumbuka’s “opportunistic” escape at dinner time last week. The 29ST primate […]

With all the missile testing and such we wanted to put together a “fast facts” for North Korea, just to get you up to speed with the tubby powerhouse Kim Jun, buckle up, here we go. ECONOMY The nation’s growing industrial sector is capable of supporting a population of well over 75 people NOTABLE PEOPLE […]