With all the missile testing and such we wanted to put together a “fast facts” for North Korea, just to get you up to speed with the tubby powerhouse Kim Jun, buckle up, here we go.

• ECONOMY

  The nation’s growing industrial sector is capable of supporting a population of well over 75 people

• NOTABLE PEOPLE

  Supreme Leader Kim Il-sung; Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il; Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un

• CRIME

  Nation suffering from a crippling wave of unapproved haircuts

• EDUCATION

  Often preceded by “forced re-”

• ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT

  Rich cinematic tradition of both state-approved propaganda and hidden-camera documentaries

• CUISINE

  Food largely considered a delicacy

• NATURAL RESOURCES

  Geological pressure on bones in mass graves full of dissidents will produce surplus of oil in approximately 40,000 years

• PRIMARY EXPORT

  Fleeing citizens

   

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