With less than 1% of the vote tabulated, Tactical Shit’s HMFIC Sig Glockincolt is calling the election!!!
As polls are opening up across the country, the Tactical Shit HMFIC has a good feeling about this 2016 Presidential election.
Maybe, just maybe, the American people can make their voices heard and prove to the Main Stream Media and the Corrupt Capital Hill Career Politicians and Lobbyists; that we have had enough of their shit!
We can stand together, united against the banks and bureaucrats!
We can stem the flow of Illegal Immigration, eradicate Common Core education and finally erase the evil of ISIS.
Truth is, if he does win, the sheep will probably riot and burn the country to the ground. Shit, if Hillary wins, she’ll do the same damn thing. So we’re fucked either way.
Time to Lock ‘n’ Load and party like it’s 1776!
MOLON LABE BITCHES!
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