With valentines day fast approaching we are sure that the ladies are panicking just as much as the guys are on what to get their significant other. Well fear not, We have some great ideas that are sure to win some bonus points this year!
Code 3 spices!
Tactical Shit Beer Mug
What Better Way to Drink the Blood of Your Enemies than with a tactical shit beer mug!
- 7 inches tall
- 3.5 inches wide
- Large 28.2 oz. capacity
- Heavy duty thick glass design.
Doc Spartan Combat Ready Ointment 
THE BIG TIN: An old school 2oz tin filled with Combat Ready Ointment (CRO), your go to all natural first aid ointment. It’s like carrying a combat medic in your pocket. Instead of rubbing dirt on it, grab the BIG TIN so you can continue mission and kick ass.
DIRECTIONS: CRO is intended to be applied topically multiple times a day to soothe and comfort your wounds. Also works great as a daily moisturizer to help prevent dry skin from cracking and ripping.
USES: Works great on rips, cuts, scrapes, scars, burns, rashes, tattoos, and much more. For external use only.
INGREDIENTS: It contains refined coconut oil, 100% Natural Beeswax, Sweet Almond Oil, Vitamin E, Lavender Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil, and Tea Tree Essential Oil.
SIZE: 2oz
Do not use if allergic to the ingredients.
The statements have not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. These statements are not intended to diagnose, treat or cure or prevent any disease.
Bad Mother Fucker Beard Oil
Beard oil for Bad Mother Fuckers. Designed to give you a Glistening, Soft, Smooth, and GREAT smelling beard. A blend of almond oil jojoba oil argan oil and a vitamin e and aloe blend which has sunflower seed oil safflower seed oil apricot oil avocado oil and olive oil.
Make your beard smell great while give you control and a bit of shine that brings all the ho’s to your yard.
Beard Oil made for Bad Mother Fuckers. Designed to give you a Glistening, Soft, Smooth, and GREAT smelling beard.
Contains: beeswax shea butter, cocoa butter, almond oil, jojoba oil and olive oil, keeps the strays at bay and gives your beard shape.
Liberal Tears Maple Bacon Coffee
Liberal Tears Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee
There is nothing better than offending the hippy liberal douchebags of this nation so their tears can be used to lube up the guns of American patriots.
That is, until this Maple Bacon flavored coffee was produced.
Apart from being a certified organic Arabica bean with all-natural maple bacon flavoring, the coffee is handled by U.S. combat veterans that are despised by the libtard nation that reside among us. The coffee is roasted by the fiery breath of an American Freedom Eagle and cooled from the Liberal Tears that fall when an eight year old child learns how to practice trigger control for the first time out at the range.
Practice SAFE trigger control
Liberal Tears Gun Oil – Bacon Scented – 4oz
Guns have only two enemies; Rust and Liberals. Liberal Tears Gun Oil protects against both. We have bottled Liberal Tears to create a CLP that gives you guaranteed 2nd Amendment protection.
New Liberal Tears Gun Oil is NOW BACON SCENTED
- An extremely advanced, proprietary blended, gun lubricant that will deliver unsurpassed performance in the harshest environments.
- Extreme lubricity was our primary goal, and we reached it! We formulated the new Liberal Tears gun oil to outperform the current “full auto” lubricants, so we’re confident it will outperform anything you’re currently using.
- New Liberal Tears delivers unsurpassed performance in the harshest environments.
New Liberal tears gun oil traps the carbon and debris, caused by firing your weapon, within the lubricant so it’s easily cleaned off. The strong lubricant layer, created on the surface of your weapon, will protect it against fouling and make cleaning your weapon a breeze.
– Made in America
5.11 RUSH Delivery XRAY
At 12” high, 20” long, and 6.5” deep, the X-ray Class RUSH Delivery Bag is the ultimate multipurpose carryall, offering expanded capacity and a wide range of customizable features designed to support travel, business, or tactical operations. Built from ruggedized Nylon for superior resilience in any climate or environment, the RUSH Delivery X-ray features a quick-draw compartment that provides accelerated access to a covert sidearm, a padded laptop sleeve to protect sensitive electronics, a quick-access admin panel keeps your keys, business cards, and flashlight within easy reach, and a main storage area with ample space for documents or accessories. The external surface of the RUSH Delivery X-ray incorporates a wrap-around web platform compatible with MOLLE, 5.11 SlickStick®, and 5.11® TacTec System™ modular storage upgrades, while the cross-body stabilizing strap and ambidextrous design allow quick and easy shoulder switching.
Edge Eyewear Hamel Gray Wolf
- TR90/Nylon
- polycarbonate lens
- Mirrored
- Thin temple design was specifically engineered to fit comfortably under hearing protection, helmets, and headsets.
- Features matte frames and non-mirrored lenses to eliminate glare and help keep your position hidden when you want to lie low
- Functional brow guard to block the sun and other unwanted light from above, as well as a recessed lens cavity that prevents air flow from drying out the eyes
- G-15 lens not only provides contrast and image definition but protects your eyes by blocking 99.9% of UVA/UVB/UVC rays
- Polycarbonate lens offers ballistic protection, meeting both ANSI Z87.1+2010 and Military MCEPS GL-PD 10-12 standards for eye safety
TPG Elite Travel Kit
- Leather accents throughout
- Black revision uses 1680 Denier Ballistic Nylon construction
- MultiCam revision uses 500 Denier CORDURA®
- Padded Leather handle
- Unfolds to 3 zippered pockets and 1 hidden compartment
- Adjustable quick release front access
- YKK® zippers
Available colors: Black, MultiCam
Dimensions: 10″ L x 4″ W x 8″ H
Weight: 5oz
EDC Carbon Fiber Folding Knife – Pure Carbon Fiber Blade
The carry pure carbon fiber blade knife is ultra-light, slim and stylish, making it an ideal minimalist carry piece. The knife features a pure 3K carbon fiber blade. The handle is made of pure 3K carbon fiber making it very durable and corrosion resistant. The knife features a tip-down clip and a lanyard hole. A truly unique gentlemen’s carry piece. -Blade length: 3.25″ -Overall length: 7.50″ -Weight: 2.1 oz -Handle length: 4.25″ -Handle thickness: 0.34″ Gift box packaging.
The Fat 50 Ammo Can Humidor by Ammodor
They are nearly indestructible and feature a secure flip open lid with a rubber seal around the rim – making Ammodors 100% waterproof and air-tight. There is no better container for a humidor!
The interior sides and bottom are lined with precision milled 1/4″ thick Spanish Cedar. It is the preferred lining for high-end humidors since it offers natural protection from tobacco worms and mold. Joints feature beautiful 45 degree angled cuts. The bottom exterior is lined with olive drab green felt to prevent your ammo box humidor from scratching any delicate table top surfaces.
All ammo cans are thoroughly cleaned and sanitized prior to becoming an Ammodor – they will not ruin your cigars with harmful odors!
Every Ammodor is handcrafted by a Vietnam veteran right here in the good ole USA. Nearly all of our vendors are local Veteran owned small business. We have a “green” manufacturing process and nearly 100% of all waste from production is recycled or repurposed.
Please note: Ammodors are built by hand, made to order. Please allow 1-3 business days for production of your Ammodor prior to shipment.
Ammodors ammo can humidors are built using surplus ammo cans that have been proudly used by our Armed Forces. Due to this fact, the outside of the can may have minor scratches, dings or light exterior rust. Exterior markings and stencils will vary – writing may say .50 cal, 5.56 or 9mm. Frankly, we think that’s what makes Ammodors so cool! Ammodors are tough, combat tested and look bad ass! If you’re looking for a “pretty” little cigar humidor, look somewhere else.
Includes a free Basic Issue Ammodor humidifier. Upgrade to our Deluxe Kit that includes a more efficient Deluxe Ammodor Humidifier and Ammodor Digital Hygrometer. Deluxe Kits are perfect for the cigar enthusiast that doesn’t want to hassle with buying hardware separately -OR- the beginner who isn’t sure how to get started.
Haley Strategic DC3R X Chest Rig
Haley Strategic DC3R X Chest Rig
Driven by mission versatility. When used as a stand alone, the platform is low profile enough to be worn fully loaded and not print on a normal/loose fit jacket or sweatshirt. When used on a armor platform with a quick release system, such as SwiftClips™, it can be attached or stowed in seconds, giving the end user the versatility to transition from low vis to high vis or vice versa.
The rifle magazine pouches accept AR type magazines as well as AK 7.62 x39mm and 5.45 x 39 magazines. The Multi-Mission Pouches accept 1911, Glock, Sig, M&P, XD and other standard double or single stack pistol magazines, as well as many handheld lights, multi-tools, and 37mm/40mm grenades.
The rig intentionally does not include a radio or dedicated full size medical pouch so no matter the posture, essentials such as communications and medical kits can remain on the end user at all times.
XM42-M Flame Thrower
The XM42 Modular is a complete overhaul of the original handhelf flamethrower that grabbed worldwide attention. With all new billet aluminum construction and a fully customizable layout, this rugged and sleek design is configurable to balance personal perference.
Applications:
- clearing snow and ice,eliminating weeds,controlled burns/agricultural, firefighting, ground insect hive control, concerts and pyrotechnic events, bonfire starting, simply a fun display of fire
What’s Included
- XM42-M flamethrower, 2200 mAh rechargeable battery, battery charger, detailed user manual
- Length: 26.3 in
- Width: 6.7 in
- Height: 18.4 in
- Weight: 8.0 lb
- Pilot Torch Fuel: 230g isobutane camping stove style canister
- Pilot Torch Ignition: Pusbutton piezo spark
- Standard Nozzle: .081″ solid stream
- Typical Distance: 30 ft
- Fuel Capacity: 0.4 gal/ 1.5L
- Compatible Fuels: Gasoline, gasoline-diesel mixture, ethanol
- Construction: Aluminum, stainless steel, flueroelastomer, nylon
- Standard Finish: MIL-A-8625 Type III Class 2 hard coat anodized
- Battery: 2200 mAh 3S lithium polymer with XT60 Connector
Accu-Tac SR-5 QD Bi-Pod
The Accu-Tac SR-5 Quick Detach Bi-Pod was designed, engineered, and manufactured in the USA. The SR-5 is 100% billet, made from the highest quality aircraft aluminum available. Its wide stance and ratcheted leg extension gives you the adjustability needed for precision aim and repeatability. You will feel the stability and security of your rifle as never felt before.
Our quick detach rail mount is simple, quick, and very secure; it attaches to a 1913 Picatinny rail and mounts in seconds without the need to use extra tools for tightening. Our ratcheted leg extension design allows the shooter to quickly adjust to 5 different heights without having to align each leg equally. The spring loaded leg extension retracts quickly with a one-button retraction lever. The retracted leg height of 6 inches extends to a full open position of 10 inches with 3 other positions in-between.
To engage or adjust leg position, simply pull the spring loaded leg downward to move each leg independently. Leg position can be deployed in a 90 degree, 45 degree position either forwards or backwards, locking securely into 5 positions through a 180 degree arc.