Iran Uses 3D Printer to Build Nuclear Warheads (Satire)

Iran Uses 3D Printer to Build Nuclear Warheads (Satire)

In response to poor negotiations with the U.S. and President Obama, Iran has purchased a slightly used 3D printer on E-bay with intent to use it for arms manufacturing. “We will not be hindered in becoming a nuclear power…” a spokes person from Iran’s Nuclear Energy Commission and last years goat discus champion stated on Friday.

Having watched Americans first make AR15 lowers using 3D Printing Technology and recently an AR10 .308, it has been leaked that they will shut down their entire Nuclear program as if to comply with the will of the Obama administration.  But in secrecy, they have the plans and schematics to print both military grade plutonium and an intercontinental delivery system.

Once the operating manual is shipped, Iran’s top scientist will begin translating the instructions from Japanese and Portuguese so they can begin using the machine. The operating manual wasn’t originally shipped by E-bay and multiple e-mails had to be sent to remedy the situation. A Jihad has been called on E-bay now as well.