Christmas time is coming, prepare your sell for triggered assholes being pissed when you call it Christmas, The holidays, or whatever else you call your season of giving presents. Now I’m no Cassa Nova, but I have had some help from Miss Mo_tard and the HBIC as to getting a little list of things you can get your special lady friend this season.
1.Nice 6 Yoga Pants
Stretchy pants that girls wear that makes their butts look good. All girls have em whether they actually do yoga or not. Guaranteed to make your lady happy, and to make you happy, it’s kind of a win win.
2.HBIC Crew Neck
Let your lady know she’s #1 in your life. Like the old adage said ” If mama ain’t happy, no one is happy” and “happy wife, happy life”.
3.AMERICAN FREEDOM FLAG LADIES V-NECK 
You aren’t the only freedom spreading machine, your lady is just as patriotic as you. So grab her this shirt. It’s a v-neck, so you can still stare at boobies when she tells you to take the trash out, AND it’s covered in our nation’s flag.
4.Bullets & Bombshells Hot Brass Boy Shorts
They are Pink, they are SEXY, and they warn about the dangers of spent shell casings and skin contact. Makes your lady at least 58% hotter, and look great on the floor. Don’t question it, it’s SCIENCE.
5.5.11 Women’s Raven Range Tight
Tactical Yoga Pants, but for real, they take a belt, are durable as hell, made by 5.11, makes her butt look good, and now when she comes to the range with you she can distract all the other shooters. It’s cool though because you get to take her home.
6.TBL-SHIRT
If you are a leo, she’s your biggest supporter whether you know it or not. Grab her this shirt so she can show it off. Plus side, v-neck, boobies out, nuff said.
7.Tactical Shit Ladies Silkies
They are JUST LIKE the men’s, but for her. Now you can match when you go to the gym, or a silkies ruck, or just when you are lounging around the house.
8.Bullets & Bombshells Crystal Tactical Couture Bootcut Yogas 
Makes her butt look hot, stretchy, has sparkles on it. Will make your lady look like a sexy tactical yoga instructor so you two can practice your favorite yoga poses together. It’s a solid win win!
9.Bullets & Bombshells Watch My Six Boyshorts 
Booty shorts, looks good on your girl, and better on the floor. They have something written on them but I can’t remember what….and neither will you.
10.Bullets & Bombshells Lacy Crystal Thong 
Black, lacy, tactical, and see through. Bow chika wow wow, nuff said. Buy them, will make her look 115% hotter.