Imagine you’re sitting comfortably in your box after just having a big meal or maybe you’re hangry as fuck and some idiot yanks you out of your slumber and starts slinging you around like a Dildo at an Antifa Rally. If you can imagine this Id be willing to take a guess that you would also probably bite the shit out of someone!
Well thats exactly what happened to one Rattlesnake just minding his own business inside his enclosure. Obviously we couldn’t get a statement from the rattlesnake as its a fucking animal and cannot talk but it does have a NATURALLY BUILT IN WARNING SYSTEM TO LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.
Rattle Snakes for those of you who are not aware which I’m sure there shouldn’t be as most children’s parents have ingrained this bit of knowledge into their heads from the day they could walk, are HIGHLY FUCKING VENOMOUS! Their bite is hemotoxic meaning that it destroys red blood cells, disrupt blood clotting, and/or cause organ degeneration and generalized tissue damage.
This can lead to your limbs literally rotting within the following days even with the administration of anti venom.
So common sense should say do not touch right?
Well one preacher decided to test gods design of this deadly predator and quickly found out that Gator Dont Play No… Excuse me… Rattle Snake Dont Play No Shit!
We’ve took the liberty of starting it at the time of the bite! Clearly this Rattler acted in self defense when he deployed his CCW! As far as we know no charges have been filed and the preacher was taken to the hospital!