Category: Satire
Iran Uses 3D Printer to Build Nuclear Warheads (Satire)
Iran Uses 3D Printer to Build Nuclear Warheads (Satire) In response to poor negotiations with the U.S. and President Obama, Iran has purchased a slightly used 3D printer on E-bay with intent to use it for arms manufacturing. “We will not be hindered in becoming a nuclear power…” a spokes person from Iran’s Nuclear Energy […]
Read MoreISIS Target Bikini Bottom with Suicide Bomber
In their ongoing war against the West, it seams that no community is safe from the scourge that is radical Islam and ISIS. Watch in this video as a Suicide Sponge detonates himself and takes a thriving metropolitan area with him. Looks like we are one step closer to World War Three. I just Tactical […]
Read MoreExploding Goat Decoys aka IEG's Used Agains ISIS
In another episode from ISIS Hunting, a masked hunter shows you how to employ an IED (Improvised Exploding Goat) in an urban setting. Make sure you find an area with lots of rocks, he says; “ISIS like rocks, it makes them feel at home.”
Read MoreGoat Pheromones Used to "Hunt" ISIS
Knowing the attraction felt by most ISIS members to goats both here and abroad, a group of former police officers, veterans and some civilian patriots have created “Eau De Goat’s Ass”. A simple spray that makes hunting ISIS a lot like hunting deer. “Just a few spritz” says the masked hunter.
Read MoreGun Control; It has already started at Bass Pro Shops Sporting Goods
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.” Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out […]
Read More[SATIRE] In Another ATF Ruling; Pulling the Trigger Repeatedly Now Illegal
[SATIRE] Today, just days before Shot Show 2015 the ATF has once again decided to implement game changing and sweeping rulings. In response to thousands of requests at the ATF Technology Branch they have released this statement: The ATF likes to change their mind. So today we have done it again and this time we […]
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