Category: Satire

Just hours after filming Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton at the 9/11 Tribute, the news crew on location were apparently overtaken with remorse after stating  Mrs. Clinton tripping over a crack was her fainting.  Their bodies were discovered in their news van after the flames were distinguished.  Investigators on the scene told our reporters that apparently the 3 […]

CBS 85 says- Milwaukee County Medical Examiner is confirming autopsy of Sylville Smith revealed a single gunshot wound to chest, and single gunshot wound to right arm. Smith was shot on Saturday. After the shooting there was violent unrest in Milwaukee’s Sherman Park Neighborhood. That’s right you heard it here first folks, man that was […]

Early Sunday morning Tactical Shit’s Gun Spartan flag was torn down by a group of what look to be triggered Beta males, angered by either our Hillary for prison sign or our IEG.  While leaving their favorite liberal bar, after paying for their $8 PBRs, dressed in their finest fuck-boy attire, these cock goblins of the […]

GLENDALE, AZ (KPHO/KTVK) – Police say it looks like the man who was shot and killed outside a Glendale Circle K early Monday morning was trying to rob the woman who shot him. Police were called to the convenience store at 59th Avenue and Camelback Road at about 1 a.m. When they arrived on the […]

NBC writes– A foul-smelling sludge with the consistency of thick guacamole has forced Florida officials to close some of the state’s beaches — just before the Fourth of July weekend — as they race to stop the toxic algae bloom from choking local waterways. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers on Friday was set to […]

With Kuntzman’s article about how firing the big scary ar15 gave him TPTSD I took it upon myself to try to find a sure fire cure to this issue.  Being of a non combat effective disposition I searched far and wide to find the cure to Kuntzy’s ailment.  After hours of grueling trials of different types of “big […]

The Telegraph writes– Police and wildlife officials launched an investigation into the safety of beaches at Walt Disney World amid a massive hunt for the body of a two-year-old boy killed when he was dragged into a lagoon by an alligator. -All nine Disney World resort beaches were closed after the attack on Tuesday night. Approximately […]

Gavin McInnes of TheRebel.media has a message for Americans threatening to move to Canada if Donald Trump is elected president. This is too damn funny! So many people have threatened to move to Canada if Trump get’s elected. Celebrities, political figures, millenials, hipster scumbags; all say they’re moving North! This guy lays it out plain […]

With constant threats at their doorsteps, ISIS, Israel, Christianity, Women’s Lib rights activists and Exxon; The Saudis have decided to step it up a notch. “…We must be prepared for anything and everything…” one Saudi General said. “We would have used some ‘Chuck Norris’ films, but we are afraid his beard would declare Jihad on […]

According to the BATFE’s 2014 Annual Firearms Manufacturing and Export Report, Beemiller INC reported 141000 total firearms manufactured in 2014. To spare you from furiously Googling, Bemiller INC is Hi-Point Firearms. This number includes both their rifle and handgun manufacturing divisions. Other budget priced firearm manufactures like Phoenix Arms and Cobra Enterprises reported total firearms […]