Category: Satire

Gun Owners Are Trolling the ATF Hard! The Biden Administration LOVES to “redefine” things.  Like women, terrorists, voters etc.  But the one thing they love to “redefine” the most is Guns & Gun Parts so their enforcement agencies can round you up and take your rights.  Gun Owners have Fired Back by “redefining” something of […]

According to Reddit BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with corona virus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy..He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti..  

Oh and she has cancer, but that is irrelevant and she does not want to talk about that. Recently everyone’s favorite IG and FB Troll broke the internet when she posted these thirst quenching photos holding a sign that simply reads: “Hunt Your Local Pedophiles” Now if you have not heard about the Former HK […]

In a shocking report Walmart has decided to stop the sale of automotive parts in an attempt to prevent thousands of automobile related deaths from cars. Thats right. Walmart is coming for your cars!!! According to Babylon Bee the move comes after reports that people have purchased car parts at Walmart and then those cars […]

We here at TacticalShit are car guys, well, a few of us. So its no surprise we were going to have to share this as soon as we stumbled upon it. It seems that certain High performance vehicles are being added to the NFA! Things such as High capacity fuel tanks, exhaust, legal height and […]

This past weekend, school children all over MO took up arms for what may have been the largest massacre by children ever.  No they didn’t carry AR15s into their schools, they carried them into the woods and shot deer during the MO Youth Hunt 10/27 and 10/28. One of those killed by a child’s bullet […]

Imagine you’re sitting comfortably in your box after just having a big meal or maybe you’re hangry as fuck and some idiot yanks you out of your slumber and starts slinging you around like a Dildo at an Antifa Rally. If you can imagine this Id be willing to take a guess that you would […]

Snowflakes in china are in an uproar after a monkey has assaulted a small child in front of her mother. The monkey seemed harmless enough as they offered the primate food. However, things went south real quick. The attack which sent her falling backwards down some steps seems to be the result of the mom […]

Pretty Accurate! The NRA Writes Even if you’re new to the world of firearms and the shooting sports, chances are good that you’ve had occasion to note that many of the things you’re seeing and doing don’t really track very well with what you’ve seen, read and heard from the mainstream media. But it’s a […]

We’re looking at you Navy. Task and purpose writes Despite what you may have seen on television, it is extremely unlikely that a fighter pilot would have the callsign “Clown Penis.” A recent Saturday Night Live Skit with actor Will Ferrell featured an F-16 pilot with the above-mentioned callsign. The pilot explained that he picked […]