Our fearless leader has left us. He has pulled the plug on clapping alien cheeks! This comes over concerns due to the lack of infrastructure, poor planning, risk management and blatant disregard for the safety of the expected 10,000+ AlienStock attendees.
Now we wont find out if Area 51 is hiding aliens or insanely hot genetically modified alien babes…. or will we? The other event organizer did say there’s still going to be a party on Sept. 20th!
According to FoxNews the California man behind the viral “Storm Area 51” event on Facebook that may draw alien-obsessed crowds to a rural Nevada county next week has pulled out of a festival spawned from the popular event because of safety concerns.
Matty Roberts officially severed ties Monday with “Alienstock,” which had been scheduled at the Little A’Le’Inn in Rachel, Nev. on Sept. 20-22. The event received final approval from the Lincoln County Board of Commissioners last week to let perhaps 10,000 camp out on the property in Rachel, the town closest to the top-secret Area 51 military base.
“Due to the lack of infrastructure, poor planning, risk management and blatant disregard for the safety of the expected 10,000+ AlienStock attendees, we decided to pull the plug on the festival,” Roberts said in a statement to FOX5.
“Due to the lack of infrastructure, poor planning, risk management and blatant disregard for the safety of the expected 10,000+ AlienStock attendees, we decided to pull the plug on the festival. The permit holder (Connie West) was given multiple opportunities to provide us with the proof that things expected at this festival were in place. In fact, she refused to provide to us, as agreed upon, contracts, proof of deposits or any paper proof of anything.
We are officially disconnecting from Connie West, Rachel NV and AlienStocks affiliation with them. We will no longer offer our logo, social media, website or Matty Roberts likeness or scheduled appearance. In short, the relationship has ended permanently, and AlienStock will be moving to a safe, clean secure area in Downtown Las Vegas as an alternative.
We are not interested in, nor will we tolerate any involvement in a FYREFEST 2.0. We foresee a possible humanitarian disaster in the works, and we can’t participate in any capacity at this point.
AlienStock is a brand that stands for unity and concern for like minded people. It’s grown into much more than a location. It’s a phenomenon that can only promise absolute safety and peace, and we need to move the Festival to guarantee that. Stay tuned for more news… it’s BIG!
– Matty Roberts Founder of StormArea 51 and the AlienStock Festival”
The town of Rachel also had this to say
“Alienstock cancelled: The Alienstock event in Rachel just became Fyre Fest 2.0 as we had predicted. The creator of the Storm Area 51 movement pulled out because he feels the event is not safe and lacks organization. With just over a week to go no preparations have been made and the signed bands will play in Las Vegas instead. If any event still happens it is going to be a pretty sad affair with no bands, very little infrastructure and a lot of unhappy campers. Instead of coming out to Rachel to storm Area 51 why not follow the Alienstock organizers and enjoy the party at the Area 51 Celebration in Las Vegas?”
Either way we cannot blame Matty. I wouldnt want to be responsible for Fyre Festival 2.0 either. However there is still over 3 million of us who wont yeet out on you! We still have the T shirts to prove it.
Infact You can now grab yours for 14.99 and join us! Dont let one Debbie downer ruin your chances of clapping cheeks!!!
Area 51 Raiders T-Shirt
Our Legion of Shitheads will STILL follow a harem of Gun Bunnies into battle to save the aliens!
If you want to be part of our special unit order this shirt. Tactical Shit is training the next generation of SOF Warriors for a mission of unprecedented danger on September 20th 2019. Never Quit Never Surrender!!!!
