That’s right, there is a shitshorm brewing in North St. Louis heading right for Ferguson. 
Word has it that the Fire Department on Florissant Road among other businesses are preparing for the worst by “pre-boarding their windows” as this tweet from earlier today suggests.
Some believe the announcement won’t come until after the mid term elections and even veterans day which pushes the arrival of the shitstorm much further into cooler weather which is not conducive to shitstorm proliferation.
Either way, conditions are right for the mother of all shitstorms. Hurricane Brown is said to be a category 5 shitstorm with sustained gunfire of 100 shots per hours. Cars will be overturned. Buildings will burn. Hide your children, Hide your wives, they be raping everyone out derr.
Wait, this just in….
