First there was the Navy F18 Growlers that drew an Epic skypenis in the clouds. Then not to be outdone the Marines digitally traced a Sky phallus on every control towers screen as they flew through the skies. Now, the airforce has joined in the fun. As an end of deployment celebration a B52 Squadron commander drew digital dicks on the aircrafts monitors.
Dick drawings in the military is nothing new. Go to any over seas base and take a minute to walk into the various porta potties scattered through out the base or even inside the bathrooms of most buildings and you will soon realize you have walked into the Louvre of dick art. This type of humor is just one of many ways of dealing with the stress of deployments.
According to Military.com commander of a B-52 Stratofortress squadron at Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota, was recently relieved from duty after sexually explicit and phallic drawings were discovered inside the bomber’s cockpit screens during a recent deployment, Military.com has learned.
A command-directed investigation anticipated to be released by Air Force Global Strike Command in coming weeks will show that Lt. Col. Paul Goossen was removed from command of the 69th Bomb Squadron Nov. 27 because penis drawings were discovered on a moving map software displayed on the nuclear-capable B-52’s Combat Network Communication Technology (CONECT), according to a source familiar with the incident.
The Air Force just released the command investigation into my eyeroll scoop yesterday, re: https://t.co/VSeTCxgxLC; of note, penis drawings were not just limited to cockpits, but also vehicles, bathroom stalls and *even* dusty surfaces. There were “dicks everywhere” from the 69th
— Oriana Pawlyk (@Oriana0214) November 30, 2018
It seems more that the Blue Falcon visited the commander. The blue falcon is basically a buddy fucker, a supposed comrade whose actions harm his friends, often but not always, for his own benefit. Every branch has them. Further reading on Military.com reveals just how this happened.
During the 69th’s deployment to Al Udeid Air Force Base, Qatar, between September 2017 and April 2018, penis drawings were repeatedly created by members of the unit and were captured as screengrabs for a CD montage, the source said. The montage was played at the end of the deployment, and then left behind and later turned in to officials. The suggestive material prompted an investigation.
Many believe this type of shit is one of the reasons so many people are leaving the military and as a result manning has become a serious issue. It has gone from a fighting force and turned into one big cluster fuck of a social justice experiment. Instead of building up the troops and helping them succeed they would rather focus on miniscule problems and show them the door. There are many cases in which an exceptional soldier, marine, or airman is involuntarily separated over something as simple as a PT test even though their work ethic and performance is exceptional.
For example flying 852 consecutive sorties without having to cancel for maintenance in a deployed environment on aging half a century old air-frame is nothing short of a fucking miracle. Those kind of numbers attest to what kind of commander this man was. Any Maintainer or flight crew member can attest to how amazing that feat is.