He was just trying to, “Beat the brakes off it!”, Okay but seriously, We were really hoping for Florida man for this one but it seems this guy is from Kansas. I’ve heard of car guys. However, I think this is going just a bit too far. Even if he did drink a shit ton of alcohol.
The DailyMail reports A Kansas man has been sentenced to a year’s probation for trying to have sex with a car’s tailpipe, according to court documents.
Ryan Scott Malek, 24, pleaded guilty to lewd and lascivious behavior for the May 1 encounter in Newton, according to court documents obtained by Dailymail.com.
Malek had been named in a June criminal complaint that detailed his multiple attempts at penetrating the tailpipe of a parked vehicle.
Police shared that Malek was intoxicated at the time of the incident, with his alcohol content level recorded at four times the legal limit.
First response said that Malek was ‘oblivious’ to what he was doing, needing to eventually be tased by officers…
Hide you lambos hide yo wife!